Why does my wife hate me so much?

The ole battle ax jest hates ever thing about me and has swore she will make my life so miserble that I would jest wanna stick my head under a big ole bus tire and end it all. Well she has jest about done it. She takes all my money and gambles and buys cakes and pies and chocoloate bars and fried chickin and pizza but only leaves the bones and crusts for me to knaw on after shes done. My poor ole car is about to blow up and is jest fall'n to pieces but she won't give me any money to git it fixed cause she thinks I'm gonna run away again. I got no money, no credit, no other place to live and my job is jest horrible. What can I do to ether git her to stop hating me so much or git rid of her?